BORED

Typing "Ernest Hemingway" in gets you 12 results, a measly 12. Maybe it's just me, but it seems like one of the most famous writers in the last few minutes ought to get more respect.

Then there's the subject matter of the 12 results: * Kabuki ppl in red (pic above) * A coffee cup in a chair (pic not shown) * Palm trees (pic not shown either) * gym clothes (pic not shown, obviously, this will be a theme) * Other odd non-Hemingway things (pics also not shown)

There are no pics of Hemingway or any of his works.

I'm puzzled. Did someone drop acid?

And speaking of "puzzled"

One of only eight puzzled-related images, most showing some puzzled-looking animals (pics not shown).

This guy however seems less puzzled and more alarmed frankly that red-beard is subtly glancing at his shoes or something 34 or so inches higher.

Maybe it's just me.

PS: Red beard seems subtly pleased with himself, so for him I'm happy.

Me

One thousand nine hundred and four images. All of them not me, thankfully. But, why is there a laundry pic in the mix? Is it in Maine?

Laundry

Seems despondent. Or perhaps lost, like they were trying to find their way to a gas oven so they could shut off the pilot light and rest awhile.

Don't kick this person's ass into the machine. They won't even struggle to escape. And, you'll feel bad about your criminal misdeed.

Call a help line instead.

Laundry

Weirdly, typing in "laundry" doesn't getcha the laundry sign pictured above until approximately page 379 of the results. It does however get you the despondent searcher and the sexy straddler above, thankfully. Oh, and a cat, and a nearly-naked guy by a river.

I'll end on a high note.