Hey, we have to stop meeting like this. People are starting to say things.

And away we go. Try to keep up, kids.

Behind the scenes. Always a guessing game with the government. Thanks, Jessica Levine.

Time does fly when you're having fun. I suppose I've never checked.

You look like death warmed over. Thank you. Not. And I even put on makeup.

I put my foot in my mouth. Only for the nimble. Thanks, Rosalie Berg.

There's more than one way to skin a cat. I'm sure there is, no thanks. I happen to like cats.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Let me check with both.

Who knows? Somebody, right?

Just minding the store. That's it? Can you at least sweep up?

So far, so good. How much is so?

Takes a licking and keeps on ticking. Author, after falling yesterday trying to break up a Finn fight. I'm still sore.

He's over the moon for you. When is he scheduled to land?

It's my way or the highway. Where does either lead to?

I won't take no for an answer. Fine, yes.

Time will tell. What will it tell us? Thanks, Smillew Rahcuef.

Thanks for the shoutout. Next time, use a lower volume.

Run it up the flagpole. Let's leave it at the base. Thanks, John Pearce.

Please put it on the back burner. Why, the front ones are closer. Thanks, barry robinson.

Looking a gift horse in the mouth. Any horse is tricky. I've done it often.

Fake it til you make it. But faking anything is wrong. Thanks, Pamela Oglesby.

Grubbing for worms. I did it as a child. Grandpa taught. Look it up on YT. It's interesting.

Hit the ground running. Author, yesterday. No fun.

Fly off the handle. I'll try, but it looks complicated.

Shit happens. Life.

It is what it is. What is what? And who is it?

Have you got ants in your pants? Mom saying.

You can't win them all. I'd settle for half.

Don't jump to conclusions. I didn't; I walked.

The early bird gets the worm, and the second mouse gets the cheese. Steven Wright.

Well, that's a blanket statement. I didn't hear anything.

Amigos, that's it for another edition. I hope you enjoyed it.

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