You're not a tech founder. You're not disrupting an industry. You're not building the next Apple, Google, or even the next goddamn Craigslist.

You're reselling a glorified to-do list on Gumroad. And calling it a startup.

So let's rip this delusion to shreds before it metastasizes any further.

Indie Hacker? More Like Indie Masturbator

You think shipping a Notion planner with a cute little cover image and slapping "Productivity OS" in the title makes you an entrepreneur? No. It makes you a fucking Etsy shop with Wi-Fi.

The problem isn't that you made a low-lift digital product. The problem is that you've mistaken effortlessness for innovation. Minimal code doesn't mean maximum genius. It means you found a way to avoid real risk, real pain, and real fucking depth.

You're using the word "founder" because the word "creator" feels too honest.

This Isn't a Business. It's a Trauma Response

Now we're gonna hit you where it hurts. Because half of this hustle culture? It's unprocessed childhood trauma with a stripe account.

You're not building something. You're distracting yourself from the gnawing emptiness inside your chest that tells you you're not good enough unless you're producing.

— You launch every two weeks because sitting in stillness would make you spiral. — You brag about building in public because you need the dopamine of comments to feel like you exist. — You obsess over MRR because the idea of being ordinary keeps you up at night.

Dr. Nicole LePera says it best: "Productivity is often a socially acceptable form of anxiety."

And the indie hacker scene? It's a breeding ground for that shit.

Real Founders Solve Real Problems. You're Solving Your Insecurity

Every real builder I've met had one thing in common: obsession with the user, not with their own validation.

But you? You build shit based on what's trending on Product Hunt. You tweak fonts for three hours. You post mockups like you're Steve Jobs in Figma.

You're not solving anything. You're selling checklists to other anxious digital minimalists who think productivity is a personality.

That's not innovation. That's incestuous niche-porn.

Real-Life Example: I Built a SaaS That Failed Fast

Yeah, I've been there. I built a SaaS that had code, users, retention metrics, the whole fucking stack.

It failed.

But at least I learned something about myself. About the market. About what the fuck it takes to build.

What do you learn by making a template? Jack shit.

You learn how to package. Not how to persevere.

The Fake Founder Fantasy Is Killing Your Mental Health

Every launch gives you a high. Every failed launch tanks your identity.

Because you tied your worth to the idea that you're a "builder." But you're not. You're just a deeply insecure human who figured out how to slap an Airtable form into a checkout page.

You call it lean. I call it limp.

Dr. Gabor Maté, one of the most respected voices on trauma, said: "The need to be constantly validated through achievement is often a response to early emotional neglect."

Translation? You're not an innovator. You're a scared kid trying to earn love through productivity dashboards.

If You're Gonna Be a Creator, Then Fucking Own It

Stop using startup culture as cosplay.

You want to make beautiful Notion templates? Great. Sell them. Brand them. Slay with them.

But stop pretending you're the next Naval Ravikant when you haven't touched a single line of backend code or talked to a user outside your bubble.

Not every digital product needs to be a "mission." Some shit is just… useful. Let it be that.

How to Stop Faking Founder Energy

— Name what you're doing. Call it a side hustle. Call it a digital good. Just don't call it a revolution.

— Create without delusion. Ask: Am I solving a problem or just stroking my ego?

— Fix your nervous system. Meditate. Journal. Go to therapy. Heal the part of you that thinks launching = worth.

— Build hard things. If you want to be a founder, then suffer like one. Work on problems that make you want to fucking quit.

— Ditch the aesthetic grind. Your morning routine isn't a business model. Your pastel dashboard isn't impact. Your Notion skin isn't code.

Final Slap in the Face

You're not a tech founder. You're not a builder. You're a fucking template merchant with a Twitter thread addiction.

And that's okay — if you drop the delusion.

Want to be respected? Create something that would still matter if you deleted your audience tomorrow.

Until then? You're not shipping products. You're shipping ego.

And the market's tired of buying it.

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